Archive for May, 2010

Excellence

Posted by Matthew Earl on May 27, 2010
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I’m a fan of EXCELLENCE.  I don’t really like football, but I watch the Superbowl every year.  I don’t really like bubble-gum pop music, but I love me some Justin Timberlake.  How can you not like the BEST of something?  …but then there’s the WNBA.  I won’t watch that pathetic display of non-ordination.  Ohhh my god how do you girls SUCK so bad at everything?  It’s like watching a bunch of drunk 7th grade guys play.  I can’t believe you have to go through life sucking that bad.  You suck at being president, you suck at driving, you suck at TELLING A GOOD STORY with a beginning and an end.  And a point.  Good thing some of you are cute.